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ON A USUALLY BRIGHT MORNING OF EARLY SUMMER IN MARCH 2007, YOU OPEN YOUR NEWSPAPER TO FIND A STUNNING HEADLINE "INDIA TAKES WORLD BY A STROM". THE NEWSLINE BEGINS "INDIAN PRIME MINISTER DECLARED YESTERDAY THAT INDIAN INELLIGENCE AGENCIES HAVE SOLVED THE GREATEST MYSTERY OF THIS CENTAURY AND HE GOES ON TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE MYSTERY OF 9/11 HAS BEEN SOLVED AND PRESENTING A BAND OF 14 EMANCIPATED YOUTH ALL WITH NICELY GROOMED BEARDS AND WITH FACES CAREFULLY COVERED WITH BLACK CLOTH, REVEALS THAT THESE WHERE THE CULPRITS OF THE GREATEST CRIME, EVER COMITTED. HIS FURTHER DISCLOSURES GIVES PEOPLE THE SHOCK OF THERE LIFE.HE GOES "AL QAEDA HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH 9/11, THIS WHOLE CONSPIRACY WAS PLANNED FUNDED AND EXECUTED BY AN ORGANISATION MORE DEADLY THEN QAEDA, AND IN A DEADLY SERIOUS MANNER HE DECLARES IT TO BE SIMI. HE PROUDLY ANNOUNCES THAT, THE CONSPIRACY WAS SOLVED, THANKS, DUE TO THE DEDICATION, SOPHISTATION AND EXCELLENT WORK OF I.B AND R.A.W. WHEN ASKED ABOUT WHAT EVIDENCE DOES THE INDIAN AGENCIES HAVE, HE SAYS WE ARE ARMED WITH NOT ONLY CIRCUMSTANCIAL EVIDENCE BUT ALSO CONFESSIONS OF ALL THE TERRORISTS.